The time we got attacked in Africa, Part 2!

If you missed part 1, I suggest you read it HERE, before reading Part 2. You wouldn’t watch The Desolation of Smaug before watching The Unexpected Journey would you? Actually, just read the book, it’s way better. (It’s The Hobbit, people… honestly!)

Lara and I hugged and cried for about 10 seconds and then survival mode kicked in. We got Henry and tried to clean his wounds (he had open wounds on his left arm and both lower legs). Luckily, there were bags full  of clothes that had been brought with as a donation in the back of the car, so we got a t-shirt and tore it into strips so we could dress the wounds and stop the bleeding. We also gave Henry some of our “padkos” (breakfast bars and energade) to help with the shock and get some sugar into his system. Chris then decided to follow the direction that the the guys ran away in to see if they maybe dropped the car keys or anything. I grabbed a big metal hiking stick and went along, thinking that I would swing at anyone with all my might if they had to jump at me.

After a few meters of walking and not finding anything we turned back to the car. Henry was really weak and could not walk, so we couldn’t get back to the town, which was few kilometres away through semi-rough terrain. So Chris tried to hotwire the car, but that didn’t work as it is an automatic and they have that immobiliser thing going on. Chris did get the car to switch on so that we could open and close windows and flash the headlights. We got Henry comfortable on the front passenger seat of the car and the 4 of us sat in the car, singing worship songs. I could only remember about 2, which is embarrassing considering how much time had been spent on the worship team. During the attack and after, siting in the car was the most time I had spent praying in tongues, ever. When fear grips you out of the blue like that… sho. It was in that time, sitting in the car with Henry injured and stranded in the bushes with potential attackers, that I thought about all the “what if’s”.

Lara and I were wearing skirts, what if they raped us? What if they killed Henry? What if they killed us all? What if they come back hoping that we had abandoned the car because they had the keys, and we were still there? What if some wild animals came and attacked us? All these really useless thoughts that cripple you if you do not stop them. I think that’s why I kept on singing even if this was the 20th time I sang How Great is Our God, and praying, it was far better than thinking about the “what if’s”. I remember asking God to please would give those men the wisdom to read the Bible and get to know Him but not the wisdom to forge our passports.

I’m not entirely sure about the time frames but I think the attack happened at about 16:00 and by now it had started to go dark. Chris would signal an SOS with first the car’s headlights and then get a big torch and climb to the top of the outlook and signal SOS from there. We could see the lights of the nearest town and we hoped that someone would look to the mountains… I think he did this about 6/7 times during the night. It got so dark (that time before the moon sits high enough), can’t see your hand kinda dark, and we had to go wee behind the car in that dark. Now that I’m fine with in NORMAL situations, but with impending danger AND with hyenas laughing in the distance, That I’m not so fine with, help with the weeing tho. (Too much? Meh). At around midnight it started getting really cold so we got some of the clothes to warm up. Then the mosquitos… God, why do those exist? I mean really, how do they bring honour to Your name? Anyway, any piece of skin that was exposed got attacked.

We dosed off for a few minutes here and there and Chris assured us that our hosts in Zambia is surely looking for as and must have notified the authorities that we are missing. I just kept thinking, these guys are going to come back and find us here. That’s when, at around 02:00 we talked and somehow, (I can’t remember all the details) decided that Chris, Lara and myself would walk back to town and go for help. I felt bad leaving Henry defenseless and alone, but what other help was coming? So we prayed for God to protect Henry and then we walked, and walked… and walked. In just moonlight, afraid to use a torch so as not to draw the attention of other attackers that might be in the bushes. God provided us with an extra bright moon that night so we didn’t really need a torch most of the time. Lemme tell you, that walk felt like forever, walking in complete silence, at the back, EVERYTHING sounds suspicious. Everything sounds like you are being followed. I don’t know for how long we walked, it must have been about 2 hours give or take. We eventually got to the main road and saw a girl, walking to school, at like 4 in the morning. We got her attention and asked her if she could show us where the police station is. She told us to follow her to the bus stop where all the other school kids were waiting, the bus driver will take us to border patrol, which was the closest police station.

We spent about 3 hours there, waiting for a police car and filling in reports and papers ect. I remember there was a chicken… what was the chicken doing in the police station?? Anyway, it turns out, we had decided to stop for a tourist moment right in the middle of gang turf. The policeman also had words on how ill-advised it was to be at abandoned tourist sights. We should have known better. Yeah, hindsight always has the clearest view. The sun was sitting high when at around 07:00 we got into a police car and tracked our way back to where we had left Henry in the car. It was 4×4 terrain and the police car had some trouble getting up some of the hills. As we turned the second last corned before we got to the car, my and Chris’ eye caught something glimmering on a rock on the side of the road, and there was all our credit/debit/account cards, passports, the car keys, driver’s licences, everything taken out of our wallets and neatly put in a pile on the rock, on the only way back up to the car.

We got to the car and Henry was still as okay as could be expected. We drove back down to the police station for another statement, and there our hosts were waiting for us with hugs and joy on their faces. They had been in touch with the church in South Africa and everyone had been praying for our safety.

Zambia

Not sure at which hospital this is.

Thereafter we took Henry to the only hospital that was available where sadly he didn’t receive the kind of care he needed. Both his left radius and ulna (both bones in the forearm) had been broken and he needed treatment for the cuts on his legs. He had to fly back to Johannesburg the next day to receive proper care. We did have a team photo taken when we got back to South Africa after the mission trip.

From Left: John, Henry, Chris, Me, Theon (Tall guy), Lara and Mark crouching in front.

From Left: John, Henry, Chris, Me, Theon (Tall guy), Lara and Mark crouching in front.

After being at the hospital for an hour or so the rest of us drove back to our host’s house/farm where we got taken such good care of. After a bath in a bucket (no jokes), Lara and I tried to get some sleep until the boys and John arrived back. John and Chris then came and sat with us, counseling, talking and praying that we would not be traumatised in any way and that God would keep our minds safe. We still had about 2 weeks of mission left in Zambia.

Livingston

I think this is Livingston, in Livingston. That is our team, minus Henry.

That night our host had to shoot crackers in her crops, that grow right up to the house, with only a fence dividing the grass of the yard and the crops, to keep the elephants away from the house… TIA – THIS IS AFRICA.

Zambia, Victoria Falls

We stopped at the Victoria Falls on our way back to SA.

Moving along on 2

Some of you might remember the Wonder-Mobile, my first car and also the first car I had an accident in. After this piece of machinery cost me a pretty packet I sold it saying bye bye to the Wonder-Mobile, and with the help of a best friend’s family got a new car, new in the sense that it’s newly mine. It had been in their family for years. This car’s name is the Green Monster, its the family name I suppose. Now I had no problems with old Greeny, he drove well, had aircon, new radio. You know all was well. Then one day, I blew the engine… I know what you are thinking, didn’t you blow the gasket on the Wonder-Mobile? Why yes I did, thank you Mr Smartypants. But as I have learnt the hard way, its not the same thing. Blowing a gasket happens when you don’t put water in your car and blowing the engine happens when there is no oil in the car.  Anyways, the time has almost come for me to say adios to Greeny. Paying for his hospital bills is not working for me, imagine it was that easy with people.

Hospital Bills

Don’t get too attached honey, we can’t keep it. The hospital bills are too high.

So what will I get to replace the Green Monster? A motorbike. The costs just work out way more affordable than carrying on with the struggle of paying for a car. 2 Wheels are way cheaper than 4 wheels and more fuel efficient, also no getting stuck in traffic. I am a little frightful as my brother had a very bad accident with a motorbike and I have never ridden one. If everyone didn’t do something that they have never done before then no one would do anything and we would still be clobbering our mates over the head with a club and dragging them to the nearest cave, no wait we wouldn’t.

Caveman

Aaw sweety don’t worry I won’t know what to do with you once I got you…

I won’t go all out and get the beast of all beasts like a Hayabusa or a 1000cc Fireblade cos that would be playing with death… No that would be slapping death in the face and running away singing Heidi. Death WILL get you! I also refuse to get a Harley Davidson looking thing. I’m not willing to grow a beard, shave my head and have a tattoo of a scull eating a heart on my forearm. To me a Harley Davidson looking helicopter sounding thing is not a motorbike. I shall be getting a smaller motorbike, a 125cc or a 250cc to start off with. Oh and for those that were thinking, “why don’t you get a little moped (scooter to the lesser)?” to which I will say, why don’t you find a beehive and smash it with a hammer, if you survive that I will take it that you are a superhero and I should go on what you say. I will let the images speak for itself…

Bikes

Harley Davidson vs. Yamaha R1 vs. Vespa

Living in a Miracle…

I haven’t written a post in AGES. So much has happened but the most important – my brother, my superhero, was in a motorbike accident on Tuesday this week. Now I don’t know if where you are from that is a big deal but in South Africa that is a BIG deal. Cars on our roads are NOT motorbike conscious and that is exactly how my brother ended up having a broken back and laying in hospital.

My Boet had a bike like this… only matt black.

It all happened because my brother left with his wife’s car keys and was on his way back home to give them to her. You know, so that she won’t be stuck at home for the day. This also happened to be the day it SNOWED in Gauteng. A car just drove out in front of my brother and he slammed on brakes, flew off his bike, bounced off a car and landed on the windshield of another car. He was going a measly 45km/h… so before you think ja no he was probably speeding. Nee dit is sooo nie waar nie. People are very quick to be like, ja no bikes are extremely dangerous and that bikers are arrogant and what not. No they are not really more dangerous than the idiot who can’t be bothered to CHECK for bikes. They are a part of our roads people… DEAL WITH IT!!! And it is usually the less arrogant bikers who end up with a broken back.

Anyway, my brother was in REALLY bad shape on Tuesday night when I went to see him, all drugged up on morphine and in so much pain that he couldn’t even sleep. He had an oxygen mask on and pipes and wires everywhere. He also had 2 IV’s one in each arm. He had trouble breathing as he was in so much pain, it was sooo difficult to see my big strong brother so weak. Now you need to know my brother to know that for him to feel pain is insane to begin with. He does physical work and at work he is known as “Mr. Massive”. He might not look strong but believe me he is. (I am not even being a little bias, WELL maybe a little)

Johannesburg General Hospital… HUGE place right in the middle of JHB… What a schlepp.

Oh and I failed to mention that he is in a government hospital. That (to the non South African readers) means that there are no luxuries, such as being in a different room as the guy whose whole leg had been cut open and his face looked like it had been dragged on a tar road. Luckily the doctor care is as good as the private hospitals, the other care needs a lot of touching up tho…

Now to get to the miracle part, my brother has broken his L3 vertebrae and there are bone fragments in his spinal cord. He is not paralysed and can feel his legs. DO YOU REALISE WHAT A BIG DEAL THAT IS?! The orthopaedic surgeon has assessed him and we are waiting for the neuro surgeon to come and give a second opinion.  So far it looks like they might not operate… PAUSE FOR EFFECT… Which means that he might go home to heal in comfort. When I saw him yesterday he was not even attached to any type of machine and did not even have an IV in his arm. He had turned himself to lay on his side so that is pretty dang amazing. They are going to give him a brace  to restrict his movement. Who do you know that have broken their back and aren’t paralysed? Who can move and even maybe go home in a few days to heal? GOD IS AWESOME!!! And the support from our church and friends is so overwhelming. People were standing in line to visit him yesterday.

I feel so honoured to be living in a real life miracle!! Thank you Jesus.

PS… I am writing this piece a day later…My brother kicks Chuck Norris’ ass! He got discharged out of hospital yesterday. The neuro surgeon said that bone fuses with bone and that it was a compressed fracture. Meaning L3 is panckaed between L2 and L4. Lets do the math here quick… that is FOUR days after he BROKE his BACK!! Our heavenly Father is amazing and awesome and has truly got our back (no pun intended)

Chucky… Not even the gun would help you now.